Mo "Mad Dog" Stoneskin

You'd have to be mad

Published on 2012-01-04 05:02:56

Wed, 04/01/2012 - 11:02Truth is if the bass is loud enough anything can sound danceable. Regardless of whether you are young, hip, trendy or old, or are blessed with the coordination of a giraffechild. Proven without a shadow of a doubt by the middle aged dancer, red-dressed and booted, not to mention the pink tights and spangly hat.The tune was murdered, bludgeoned by bad acoustics into the soul-destroying sound of a fire engine trapped in a blender. The world reached a new low as a solitary ma

Soul Man

Published on 2010-12-15 17:28:50

Wed, 15/12/2010 - 23:28Soul Man, a pensioner in a 5-year-old's body. He tapped, he grooved, he sung. Not so much square peg in round hole, only a drunken joiner would try that, just an inebriated old man who not only believed that he was lord of the dance, but one willing to demonstrate publicly that while most of the time you are stuck behind a slow-moving Punto crammed full of retirees, occasionally Michael Jackson's spirit will clamber inside an elderly Foster-drinker and turn him into the wo

Are any of you guys Spurs fans?

Published on 2010-08-17 16:40:30

Tue, 17/08/2010 - 22:40It wasn't just that I fancied a pint of lager, Spurs were losing 3-0 to some dubiously-sounding Swiss team that, for some reason that I could probably wikipediup, call themselves Young Boys, which doesn't sound particularly Swiss (whatever language they choose to use) and I felt that, as your typically emotional Spurs fan, I ought to turn up at the local and support the mighty Spurs. The two blokes were slouched in front of the TV, one Scandinavian and one about as English