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Bitter Baking Blackmail
Published on 2012-02-13 08:00:00
This product made by The Bitter Baking Company was brought to my attention the other day:*GASP*What's the big deal, you may be asking yourself?How about THESE APPLES:That's right. That's MY TERM as clearly stated up on Urban Dictionary.As such, I had no choice but to threaten them in a non-threatening manner:A few minutes later a quite lovely person at The Bitter Baking Company sent me this reply:That's right. I just blackmailed my way into a pack of cookies.*jazz hands*Of course if they're goin
Things I Would Rather Do Than Eat Light Mayonnaise
Published on 2012-02-09 07:00:00
I like mayonnaise.Please note that this is not a euphemism for what you think it is because I'm totally not into the gay thing unless it's maybe Mike Rowe from "Dirty Jobs" because there's just something about that guy.I've digressed.Being a single dad I figured I'd try to spruce up my already spectacular physique by purchasing "Light Reduced Calorie Mayonnaise" at the grocery store and save myself a few calories.NOTE: If you like regular mayo, light reduced-calorie mayo is a TERRIBLE TERRIBLE I
I saw a "Day in Pompeii" and all I got was some really filthy looks in the museum
Published on 2012-02-06 08:00:00
WARNING: THERE IS FACTUAL HISTORY CRAP IN THIS POST**I'm so so sorryMy girlfriend and I took my kids to the Boston Museum of Science to see an exhibit called "A Day in Pompeii" which is basically a bunch of artifacts excavated from the famous city that sat at the base of Mount Vesuvius (which loosely translates to "A Mountain named Vesuvius" - you're welcome).Had Vesuvius not actually been a giant volcano then the location of this city wouldn't have been a problem but - no shit - it WAS a giant
