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Social Interaction - 4
Published on 2011-04-30 18:17:00
"On my first whistle, start writing. On my second whistle, stop writing.""Gotcha."*whistle*"I've written all I want to write""The second whistle hasn't sounded!""I know, but I've written all I will.""DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THE EXERCISE!?""Yes, but I--""YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T, BECAU--"*WHISTLEBLOWER SUFFERS A FATAL HEART ATTACK*
Social Interaction - 3
Published on 2011-04-30 18:14:00
"I'm going to spoon-feed you some motor oil, and if you eat it all properly, that'll be the last of it.""I don't like motor oil though..""Oh okay. Have a bourbon instead.""Thanks mate."
Social Interaction - 2
Published on 2011-04-30 18:13:00
"Are you even eating those?""No I'm quite full...""Oh okay, mind if I..?..""Yeah, I want to watch them.""B--but you're not going to eat them.. right?..""Correct.""Well then can I jus-""You may not.""Oh okay.""I was joking, you may eat them.""I was joking. I don't want them.""I was joking; they're not mine.""I was joking; you're part of my dream.""I was joking; you're trapped in this dream."
