Life in Betwixtia

Driving in Betwixtia

First, let's establish that there is a problem:Vehicle ownership per capita is approximately half of that in the U.K. Density of population is less than 15% of the U.K's, But, road death per capita in Betwixtia is approximately four times h

Business in Betwixtia

A few years ago I started a business here. I told my Betwixtian partners that I wanted to live with a clear conscience and without hassle, so everything would be above board, all income declared, all wages official, all taxes paid etc. They thought I

Humour in Betwixtia

One thing I really miss, living in Betwixtia, is subtlety in humour. Here, Benny Hill is regarded as being avant-garde.Betwixtian comedy consists of stand-up joke-telling or of terribly over-the-top parody. Here, a comic genius is some inadequate per