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Church. Wedding. The priest is asking the groom formally: - Are you willing to take that woman for a wife? The groom swallows with a mild despair: - Uhhm... Can you offer me something better? Have a nice laugh! :)

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Published on 2011-12-29 03:30:00

A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. "Where the hell have you been all night?" she demands. "At this fantastic new bar," he says. "The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden. It's got huge golden doors, a golden floor, the works - hell, even the urinal's gold!" The wife still doesn't believe his story, and the next day checks the phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden Sa