(Lesser) Founding Fathers

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“The president of the United States should always wear a thick, twirly mustache. If by some dreadful chance we elect a clean-shaven man to our highest office, then our finest fake twirly mustache will be made available to him.” -U.S. R

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“Freedom is ranch dressing.” -Alvin Mondale, Freedom Is…, 1788

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“Small Pox shouldn’t be eliminated so much as contained and used only for good.” -Rep. Patrick Wadsworth, campaign literature, 1796