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Family of brain-dead teen seeks permission for euthanasia
Published on 2012-02-08 16:09:00
From the Onion: The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and whine about things being "gay." The tragedy is we were all like that once. (Some more than others perhaps). Still, one painless injection and that’s it. Preferable to puberty any day, I guess. Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized
Siri and Scottish accents
Published on 2012-02-05 15:50:00
I was on a train on Saturday when I overheard someone asking their iPhone all kinds of weather updates – with varying degrees of success. Yep, it was snowflake panic central throughout the whole carriage. In the circumstances, it would have been a lot more efficient to have used the touchscreen instead of speech recognition to find out that the 5 snowflakes that had settled were enough to bring the country to its knees. I’m not an Apple user myself, and despite the good things I’ve heard
Should they claim
Published on 2012-02-02 15:44:00
Recognising that large swathes of the public wouldn’t trust a personal injury solicitor further than they could throw him, one firm has decided to take on the challenge of restoring faith in this branch of the profession and in the worthiness of the claims they bring. I know what you’re thinking: pity the poor PI solicitor, eh? It comes to something when they need to drum-up business and bolster their credibility using an online game. But let’s not be cynical – give it chance. So, t