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Real Wendy vs Hot “Wendy” Commercial Girl
I’m not a fast food kinda girl. That isn’t to say I’m against junk food, because I will buzz through a pile of Kit Kats like a chainsaw on its period. But even I noticed when Wendy’s commercials appeared on all my favorite channels. Other than drunken, 1AM conversations where I create the perfect fast [...]
13 Coolest Hybrid Animal Love Children
Funky Hybrid Animals 13 Hybrid Animals you’d want to be if you were very silly, or just really, really high.
Your Little Jessica is Clearly in the 58th Percentile
First Published in Defenestration It’s so cute, the way your little Jessica jumps for the bow in my Chloe’s hair. Jessica has good taste, I can tell you that! Jessica is…what? Three? Oh, she’s four? So is my Chloe! They must be in the same class at Key School! No? Not in school? Oh. Well, Jessica’s only four. I [...]
