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What Is Colby Melvin's Occupation Exactly? With a Bonus, How Not Answering This Question Will Destroy the World

I would like to start what I'm sure will soon become a rambling, incoherent, nonsensical blog post by stating up front that I have absolutely no problem with Colby Melvin (above) himself. This post is not meant to deride him or insult him or even d

I Hate Justin Timberlake & If You Do Too, Here's Your Handy Guide to Finding a Suitable Alternative, Now in Video!

I hate Justin Timberlake. I consider myself a pretty kind, generous, loving person who is able to forgive people and see the good in humanity. I still hate Justin Timberlake. I won't get into all of it now because we could be here for days (aping bla

Paid Programming: When the Product Is Called the Pocket Hose, I Will Never Not Be a 12-Year-Old Child

Would you do me a favor and just listen to this commercial without watching it? I was watching TV and this commercial came on and I was listening and... I think they did this on purpose. What is this? YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS. It's the gift that kee