Jokes

Wristwatch or grandfather clock?

Published on 2008-04-18 08:38:00

A little old man in the city, living in an apartment on the tenth floor of an urban apartment building, had an antique grandfather clock. This particular clock was unusually large, and he had owned it for a long time and was naturally very fond of it. But, the grandfather clock stopped running, and he couldn't get a repairman to come to his apartment to fix it. A clock repairman down the street said he'd fix it, but that he didn't make house calls. And so, the old man made an appointment to

Infrequent sex

Published on 2008-04-18 08:29:00

In a small town, an elderly couple had been dating each other for a long time.At the urging of their friends, they decided it was finally time for marriage.Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship."How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather trustingly."Well," she said, re

Fathead

Published on 2008-04-18 08:17:00

A man and his son walk into an ice cream parlor. The man orders a vanilla cone, looks at his son, slaps him on the back of the head and asks, “What do you want, Fathead?”The guy at the counter is appalled. He questions the man on his actions, to which the man replies, “There are three things a man wants in life:1. A big truck. You see that truck out there? Biggest damn truck in town;2. A nice house. I got the nicest house in the county; and3) A tight woman.Had me one of those too, until Fa