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Romney Takes Washington State in Republican Caucuses

Mitt Romney has won the Washington state Republican caucuses.

Dems’ “Occupy movement” devolves into Hipsters of the Flies

The “Occupy movement” has devolved into Hipsters of the Flies — dens of crime, squalor and internecine power struggles. Democrats, from Pres. Obama on down, try to rhetorically distance themselves from the protest themselves.

Buddy and Pedro: A Forbidden Love. Zoo breaks up Gay Penguin Relationship.

A Toronto zoo has defended the breaking up of gay penguins, Buddy and Pedro, citing endangered species protection. The two penguin lovers will be forced to go hetero to preserve the species.