Title: Jankasphere

Who dis bitch?

Published on Sun, 22 Feb 2009 11:56:00

Look at this trying hard chaka toting her Stam. Eeew, so not bagay. The Stam must be really sad coz she's being carried by a lowlife slut machine. I've researched and found out that this whore is called The Handbag Toting Gay. Before daw, she's a comfort woman back in World War II. So that makes her like One Hundred Fifteen years old... at least still a teenager diba??! Anyway, if you guys are wondering why she's not full of kulubot, well, what's the use of Photoshop? So what does she looks like read more..

I'm Back Bitches!

Published on Sun, 22 Feb 2009 11:51:00

Wow, it feels like forever since I've updated my blog. You know naman kasi, somebody hacked my Blogger account and made Jankasphere into a fugly Fashion blog. I was like eeew! Whoever did it should be dead by now kasi I've hired an assasin to kill that moron.So now, your momma sosyal fashion diva is back! I've got tons of chismis to share to you my urban poor readers so hang on to your maluluwang na panties coz this is one hell of a ride! read more..

GMA's Upcoming Show: Dyesebel

Published on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 19:59:00

After the not-so-sikat show called Marimar polluted the TV Screens (mostly yung mga sinuhulang ng GMA through AGB Neilsen), Marian Rivera the self-proclaimed Primetime Superstar is currently busy on doing her new soap opera, Dyesebel, a remake. Because the GMA producers can't think of new ideas, they thought of remaking the classic Filipino movie Dyesebel. The producers never thought twice of casting Marian Rivera for the lead role; Habang "sikat" pa ang artista, kunin nyo na! GMA has once again read more..

The Diva Rises From Hibernation!

Published on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:08:00

Whew! I've been underground these past few months kasi naman i've been so busy! You know naman, in demand ang beauty ko!Kung ano ang mga ginawa ko within my absence, it's none of your business. So, 'wag nang gawing issue coz i'm so sick na of intrigas. But because I'm so mabait, and I want you naman to be updated with my life, i'm gonna share few bits and crannies of what I did recently.1] I was able to watch the quite funny but super touching indie film, Transamerica. It talks about a transgend read more..

My Secret Ambition

Published on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 14:16:00

Since I was a kid, I've always been beautiful. Super like ko talaga ang modeling and I'm sure na overqualified ako. I'm 5'10", quite skinny (but not to the point na mukhang anorexic), edgy, pang-supermodel look (I'm half Belgian kasi noh), and oh so gorgeous. I almost thought of submitting my portfolio to some designers and agencies pero I realized something:Fashion is really a pain in the a*s. read more..

The Devil Wears Prada... Pinoy Version?!

Published on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 11:54:00

There had been chismis na kumakalat sa PEx that the award-winning Hollywood film The Devil Wears Prada eh ire-remake ng ABS-CBN. Ayon sa mga not-so-reliable-sources-from-PEx, Anne Curtis would play the role of the bida. Hmm, I'm not so sure 'bout this. Come to think of it, isang super blockbuster Hollywood film, ire-remake lang ng isang Local broadcasting station?! Urgh.. Well, kung totoo nga ang chismis, then what would be the appropriate title for the teleserye?Kung si Direk Loren Dyogi, the n read more..

Pokemon #623

Published on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 14:00:00

MariMaw, I choose you!MariMaw - Marimar na BakulawSpecial Abilities:+ Super Boldstar Pose - kaya nyang akitin ang mga manyak sa kanto.+ Sayaw G.R.O. - kapag gumiling na sya na parang GRO, ang lahat ng tao magiging ngo-ngo. (except me noh!)+ Super Sigaw - kaya niyang pabagsakin ang mga buildings kapag sumigaw sya nang: MariMaw, AW! read more..

Janka's San Miguel Beer Commerical

Published on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 06:16:00

i use beer...the world watches...my every move...my hair...my clothes...my look...i like black...black looks good...looking good means no dandruff...beer means no dandruff...i trust beer...dandruff never comes back..........it's gonna rain... read more..

Virus Attack!

Published on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 10:37:00

Argh! Grrr! I'm really super pissed off right now kasi my laptop is infested by some bloody viruses! Arrrggh! My sister kasi made hiram my laptop for her report at her school, then my gaga sister did something I do not know then **poof**, parang zoo na ang laptop ko; puno na ng crazy viruses mostly Trojans pa! Gosh! And when I arrived kanina, she said: "Ate, your laptop was acting crazy kanina, hmm.. Thanks pala for letting me borrow it.", and I was like super tulala! It took me 2 hours para lin read more..

My Schedule

Published on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 13:01:00

I am a super busy person, I do sobrang daming things everyday! So here's my schedule for tomorrow; pwede nyong i-try 'tong sched ko para naman ma-experience nyo ang glamorous life ko!MONDAY9:oo AM - 9:10 AM -- I wake up.9:10 AM - 9:20 AM -- I brush my teeth with Fluocaril, a dentist prescribed toothpaste to help prevent cavities and keep my mouth fresh all day!9:20 AM - 10:00 AM -- I eat breakfast. Ang menu for Monday is: 1 bowl of Cornflakes, 1 bowl of my fave cereal (Strawberry Flavour), 3 sl read more..

If I'm The President (Part 2)

Published on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 05:40:00

Hey guys! Here's my second take on what I would do when I would be the President of the Philippines!- I will make kuha Sabah and put it as part of the Philippines where it really belongs. Pero hindi ko isasama the terrorists who are living there. I will also slap the President of China para matauhan siya and give Spratley Islands back to the Philippines.- I will conquer Taiwan and bring it closer to the Philippines. Para naman dumami ang mga Chinito here in the country.- I will make delete the P read more..

Janka's List: Stupid TV Shows

Published on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 15:37:00

1. Zaido - Certified Stupid2. Remi - Horribly Ugly3. Marimar - Chipipay Boldstarlet4. Whammy - A Gay and a Retokada Host5. Daisy Siete - A Show For Katulongs6. Wowowee - A Stereotype of Hungry Squatters7. Eat Bulaga - Boring. read more..

Ugly Betty, The Prettiest Butt-Face!

Published on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 15:09:00

Almost lahat kayo knows that I'm a real fan of the US TV show called Ugly Betty! It's really funny and it's quite heartwarming rin.. (Take note.. I have an organ called heart).Betty Suarez - Betty is really super funny and super nice. But when I look at her, naaalala ko ang classmate ko na oh so jologs and also has a bushy eyebrow! Yikes! But my classmate looks much worse! Grabe, I feel depressed when I look at her (my classmate), parang she finished her labada.. Super losyang! Good thing she st read more..

My New Louis Vuitton Wallet!

Published on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 14:27:00

OMG! I'm so super happy coz dumating na my brand new Louis Vuitton wallet na inorder ko galing France! Gosh it's so posh!I ordered it about 2 weeks ago and now, it's here! Gosh3x.. I'm really ecstatic! I'm like gonna go gaga when it arrived, it felt like my first time.. first time in having a bite from a Kobe Beef Burger! Whew!To all my detractors, FYI, my Louis Vuitton Wallet is not fake noh! Baka you'll make tsismis naman to your kapitbahays there beside the riles ng tren that I own a fake LV! read more..

My Research Paper: Philippines (Part 1)

Published on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 00:08:00

Eto ang 1st part of my research paper. I've researched this at an accurate, super respetadong online encyclopedia, even more "informational" than our lame Wikipedia. For more info 'bout the online encyclopedia, here's the link!PhilippinesIntroductionThe Republic of the Philippines is a nation of some 8,744 islands located in the Pacific Ocean, not far from China. The people of the Philippines, known as Filipinos, are best known for their overseas service as cafeteria personnel, mini-mart clerks, read more..

My Research Paper: Philippines (Part 2)

Published on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 23:59:00

Eto ang 2nd part of my research paper. I've researched this at an accurate, super respetadong online encyclopedia, even more "informational" than our lame Wikipedia. For more info 'bout the online encyclopedia, here's the link!PhilippinesHistory of the PhilippinesThe Philippine Islands were discovered in 1592 by Spanish explorer Ferdinand Magellan, who was taking his yacht on history’s first round-the-world cruise. After dropping anchor near a scenic beach on the main island and going ashore f read more..

My Research Paper: Philippines (Part 3)

Published on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 23:57:00

Eto ang 3rd part of my research paper. I've researched this at an accurate, super respetadong online encyclopedia, even more "informational" than our lame Wikipedia. For more info 'bout the online encyclopedia, here's the link!PhilippinesLanguageThe language of the Philippines is called Tagalog. Linguistically, Tagalog is a blend of the ancestral ape noises, Spanish and English. The typical Tagalog conversation sounds like barnyard chickens talking, with bits of European language mixed in for fl read more..

My Research Paper: Philippines (Part 4)

Published on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 23:54:00

Eto ang 4th part of my research paper. I've researched this at an accurate, super respetadong online encyclopedia, even more "informational" than our lame Wikipedia. For more info 'bout the online encyclopedia, here's the link!PhilippinesReligionBecause Spain owned the place for so long, nearly all Filipinos are Catholic, but a very strange kind of Catholic. In the Philippines, Easter is the year's biggest holiday. The natives prepare all year for the Holy Week activities, of which the most impo read more..

My Research Paper: Philippines (Part 5)

Published on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 23:48:00

Eto ang 5th part of my research paper. I've researched this at an accurate, super respetadong online encyclopedia, even more "informational" than our lame Wikipedia. For more info 'bout the online encyclopedia, here's the link!PhilippinesFilipino CuisineSurprisingly, most Filipino cuisine is very much as it was more than 400 years ago, before they got RAPED by the white man. 97% of the Filipino diet consists of dog which is where they got their nicknames of doggo, dogeater, mans' worst friend, a read more..

My Research Paper: Philippines (Part 6)

Published on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 23:41:00

Eto ang 6th part of my research paper. I've researched this at an accurate, super respetadong online encyclopedia, even more "informational" than our lame Wikipedia. For more info 'bout the online encyclopedia, here's the link!PhilippinesFilipinos TodayFilipinos like to think that they are AZN (Asian) but in reality they are the niggers of Asia just like Ireland is the niggerland of Europe. In America faggot filipino boys have grown fond of the nigger culture and have become in a sense, second c read more..

My New Die Hard Fan: A Hoax

Published on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 03:29:00

Hey! I have deleted the post entitled My New Die Hard Fan because the "real" Ameli sent me a message that her friend Sheila was the one who spammed the Jankasphere's Official Friendster Page. She's so super sweet naman talaga and told me everything na nangyari. Here's Ameli's response:From: am tanyag To: jankasphere@yahoo.comSent: Friday, January 4, 2008 6:10:09 PMSubject: Im so sorryhey it's me ameli, the real owner of "Smelly Ameli 1 & 2" on friendster.i just want to inform you that i have read more..

Ask Janka!

Published on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 09:25:00

Hi guys! I'm currently making gawa ng second podcast and I want you to be part of it! In the comments area below, you can ask me anything; as in kahit ano! Then, sasagutin ko your questions and it will all be kasali in my second podcast! So, comment in your questions and ask Janka! read more..

My New Die Hard Fan!

Published on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 06:15:00

Gosh! I had the best New Year ever! That's why hindi ko na-update my blog 'coz I really had so much fun! Come to think of it, I was invited in 14 New Year Parties! OMG! I had really a super hectic sched! Well, those are the perks of being part of the altasociodad.Well, anyway, I made visit my blog kanina when this pesky commenter aliased as Secret whose name talaga is Ameli Boncolmo Tanyag caught my attention coz she's been infesting my chatbox with katutubo messages. I'm not pissed coz that's r read more..

Happy 10,000th!

Published on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 12:00:00

Today, as in now lang talaga, Jankasphere has reached it's 10,000th peak. 10,000 people have visited Jankasphere and enjoyed it's horrific vivacity! 10,000 people had been graced with immense wisdom. It has been a super saya experience even though in the midst of negative, backstabbing, super netibo-style comments by the dukha citizens of the Philippines, I remain strong. Because I have the vision of sharing my passion in hmm.. passion in Jankasphere-ing... whatever. Thank you for your support. read more..

OMG! Big Brother House: Hijacked! Oh No!

Published on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 12:47:00

I am really a fan of Big Brother, hmm, not here in the Philippines ha coz the version here is so corny, fake, commercialized, baduy, artista search, walang pizazz, and has a Bobo Big Brother. Well, I would be very bastos if I would compare Pinoy Big Brother to Big Brother UK coz PBB is so chipipay compared to BBUK! Gosh!What I like about BBUK:- Their Big Brother has no feelings. Not like here na so sensitive. Gosh, as if may body! Boses lang kaya siya! PBB kasi is super eew, ikinahihiya siguro s read more..