I'm Stalking Jake!

Yo, Jake. You and me...I think we're cool now.

Peace,Prophecy Girl

Oh, wow. Okay.

For the first time since its publication, I read I'm Stalking Jake! cover to cover this week.I am extremely proud of the end product. I'm proud of the work that I did with Jake Watch, and remain astonished at my luck in finding such a productive and complementary partner in Susie (britpopbaby).And yet I also now understand why so many people have commented to me on the "honesty" of the book as a whole. As I wrote it, I was concerned I may come off as too sanctimonious. I see now that those fe

Well, I Suppose I Should Post Something, Shouldn't I?

Happy Birthday to Jake Gyllenhaal, who today is older than shit. In celebration of him having a birthday (a fine accomplishment), I'm going to post an (oldish?) picture (below) of Jake sitting with some schoolchildren, as that is precisely the type of photo op that makes him seem happy and well-adjusted, as well as relevant, and those are three things that I honestly cannot vouch for him on at the moment.My biggest wish for Jake on this day is that someone gives him a new pair of pants, because