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A Father and his son...
Published on 2010-08-15 20:45:00
A Father and his son are hiking in the grand canyon. The go around some bends, over some hills, and through some nooks. They round the bend and see a native american sitting on a rock. The father points to the native american and says, "son, native americans have the best memory of any peoples in the world" The young son thinks he's quite the smart one and goes up to the native american and says, "What did you have for breakfast last tuesday." Without hesitation the Native American res
After getting all of the Popes luggage...
Published on 2010-08-12 20:42:00
After getting all of the Popes luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. "Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?" "Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today." "I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, w
A cop is directing traffic...
Published on 2010-08-09 20:40:00
A cop is directing traffic and sees a guy walking hand in hand with a penguin. The cop points and yells. "Hey! take that thing to the zoo!" The man with the penguin agrees and walks away. A couple of days later the cop is directing traffic again and sees the same man walking hand in hand with the same penguin. The cop yells "Hey I thought I told you to take that thing to the zoo!" The guy replies "I did. Today we are going to the movies."
