The places I go, along with the people I meet, coincide with the humorous adversity that is—what I like to call—my life!
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The Taco Syndrome
Published on 2010-06-15 19:52:00
Chapter TWOThe Taco Syndrome At thirty-six years old, I finally understand what my dad meant when he said to me at age sixteen. “You can drink now, but when you get older, trust me, you won’t be able to anymore. You’ll have horrible hangovers.” A part of me thinks he was being honest, as he isn’t the first to go out and get loaded. He’ll have a beer or two, but that’s it. And afterwards, he’ll top the evening off with a gallon of ice cream,
Fairy Tales
Published on 2010-06-11 16:30:00
Chapter FIVEFairy Tales I love it when I read to a room full of second graders and they are captivated. I’m Harry Potter, with my wand—and I’ve put a spell on them. Their expressions are priceless. Since I am merely a substitute, I don’t know the background on this particular story. But these children are quick to catch me up to speed.They tell me every characters name, purpose—shit, they even have the setting down. They are eating their sn
Everyone Deserves a Love Story
Published on 2010-01-07 16:27:00
Chapter SEVENEveryone Deserves a Love Story“You stay here!” Carrie said to me. She glanced over at the friend she was trying to hook me up with, then walked off, leaving me in a beer tent deep in a German festival we’d talked ourselves into attending.And there I was, standing in the middle of seven strangers.Carrie’s friend produced the hidden bottle of Jack Daniel’s. “Here, have another shot.”I held my cup out. Again. “I don’t know, this stuff tastes like shit!”He poured mor
