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Ho! Ho! Ho? 'Ho No~No!
Published on 2010-08-30 23:46:00
I feel sorry for the family, but PUH-LEASE! This chick graduated with HONORS? She was in the chimney for 3 days, while her ex was overseas. . . But I could smell it from MY house. . . She was also pretty snockered from reports that came out today. . . I guess she learned HER lesson, huh?. . . well, I mean. . . oh, nevermind. At least she went out with some dignity. . . 'Til Then. . . Go Figg'r!Peace Out. . . LaterD A NRemember. . . There's a NEW SITE IN TOWN!http://gofiggr.c
Feel Good Story of the Week!
Published on 2010-08-05 13:43:00
...At least it makes ME feel good... Yeah, occifer. . . *hic* What the hell took you so long?... I don't care if you take me there. . .*urp* but can you drop by the LQ on the way there. . .*hic* I need me a bottle of somethin'. . .Thanks Sheriff. . . You got a perrty mouth...*urp*'Til Then. . .Go Figg'r!Peace Out...LaterD A NP.S. BONUS**** Conversation of the Week!!!The Setup:After being told that I hadn't given a gas station attendant a Twenty Dollar Bill, when I definitely HAD. . . then, being
CHULUPA COBRA Terrorizes Unsuspecting Throng of IDIOTS!
Published on 2010-07-19 23:54:00
. . . Okay, so it's not a Chulupa Cobra, but if it WERE, I might be a little more interested in this story. In an effort to bury and replace an actual "news-worthy" story bearing any sort of merit or value to our community, (like reporting the unemployment rate in Bakersfield eclipses the National average by, like 30 percent) the folks at my local Bakersfield NBC affiliate (whom I pick on relentlessly) decided to run a piece about a poor dog with MANGE inhabiting a
