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Published on 2011-01-17 07:12:00

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Funny quotes about mariage

Published on 2011-01-17 07:08:00

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.Getting married is like buying a car. Once you get it off the lot, you're sure you could have gotten a better deal!

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Published on 2011-01-15 07:45:00

Save water. Shower with your girl friend!Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is lookingEverybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane!Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.