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Everything is Obama's fault

Published on 2011-10-22 21:49:48

In case you've been living under a rock for the last two years, everything wrong with the world is President Obama's fault. Budget crisis? Obama. Teen pregnancies? Obama. All My Children being canceled? Obama. That hangnail you've had for the last week and a half. Totally Obama. I don't know why people come to the auto show expecting to talk politics with me. First of all, most of these people who want to have these conversations are hillbillies and I can guarantee that discussing our wildly op

The love behind the dream

Published on 2011-10-22 21:42:01

Edited to add: This post has since been syndicated by my friends at Jalopnik. You can read it over there and see the lovely responses from race fans. The title they used is not mine; I do not "let" my husband do things or deny permission to do so as I am not his mommy and he is not five years old. Regardless, as always I am extremely grateful to Ray Wert for promoting my work. This isn't a funny blog post, or a snarky one, or one about auto shows at all. This is a blog post I composed in my hea

Snakes on a car

Published on 2011-08-01 17:03:25

I have had it with these motherf-ing snakes on my motherf-ing car! OMG I can't even watch this video without squealing in horror. Jesus. I would do the exact same thing and not pull over. What, were they supposed to give that snake the chance to climb in the car and eat their babies? It must have been in the engine block before they took off. OMG I am freaking out over this. True story: One day my cousin was driving down the highway when a motherf-ing snake dropped into his lap. It was just a