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I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 17 years. Site is updated at least twice every weekday.
Added: June 17, 2009
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Jerry Brown hits Meg Whitman with an eBay parody ad.

Published on 2010-08-26 13:05:00

(click ad) Zing, Moonbeam! Democrat Brown rather creatively attacks his Republican opponent in the race for Governor of California with this banner ad captured today off of the New York Times website. You need some art direction help Jerry, but the idea's there. Billionaire Whitman, of course, is the former CEO of eBay who is outspending Brown by more than 100 to 1 in the race. Hopefully, Brown got himself a discount rate from the Times. Thanks to Jigar Shah for the tip/ad. Previously in: notewo

In the 50s, people brewed Sanka in humongous light bulbs.

Published on 2010-08-26 10:05:00

(click ad, from 1953, via) Just. Strange. By the way, "caffein" was an acceptable spelling back then. And "tasteless caffein adds nothing to coffee's goodness" was a bald-faced lie. Also, our gentlemen hero is not going to be sleeping all night, he's going to be pissing all night. Previous retro Sanka ad: 1940: fat lazy sleazy siesta-less Mexican man convinced to switch to Sanka.

Today's ad headline that is invited to fellate my penis.

Published on 2010-08-26 09:35:00

(click ad, scanned from today's Wall Street Journal) Previous awful ad headlines that were invited to fellate copyranter's penis: Droid. Verizon. Trident. Starbucks. Svedka. Equinox. Heineken. And of course Kenneth Cole, again and again and again.



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