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I’m just a writer.
Published on 2012-01-19 12:59:16
Though my absence from this blog for the past month might suggest otherwise, I’m first and foremost a writer. It’s my craft (<– #ThingsThatShouldBeAddedToTheListBelow). And I mean, I’m also a really good actress. And I could totally be an actress if I wanted to be. But I don’t have a full on camera crew nor [...]
GENITAL WARTS LOVE MY BLOG.
Published on 2011-12-16 19:33:47
And I’m sorry if you do too and you’re angry at me for being the laziest blogger in the entire world lately. Why? Because I exercise now (yikes!) and like living in the real world sometimes (double yikes!). But there’s nothing like a love letter from “genital warts” to remind me of why I do [...]
We all win.
Published on 2011-11-17 16:35:56
Even though Ryan technically lost to Bradley Cooper for People’s Sexiest Man of the Year, I think we all won. Why? Because the Ryan Gosling protests have increased the number of sexy Ryan Gosling photos I see every day by approximately 9904%. Why else do we win? Because unlike boys, we don’t have actual boners [...]
