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When Ant Meets Finger
Published on 2011-01-17 21:47:00
Turns out that ants hate the snow just about as much as I do, and every year they come into my house desperately trying to gather food for their beloved Queen. Once in awhile I'll have accidently dropped a crumb or two and the next day find it being totally devoured by a brigade of the little things. These aren't the big ants, of course. They are the small black ants that if left unchecked will have your house surrounded like the Orcs at Helms Deep. Just the other day, I was sitting on
Dead Beat Blogger
Published on 2011-01-13 21:24:00
If you haven't figured it out yet, I'm something of a quitter. Like a giddy child I get all excited to start things and then later I grow up into a dead beat dad randomly deciding to buy cigarette's never to return. It's kind of a bad habit. The leaving, not the cigarette's. But that's a bad habit too. In the large scheme of things this was merely an intermission, a diaspora, right before I decide to come crawling back like a pathetic, wet, dirty, flea infested, puppy that claws at the door
I'm Not Trying to Be the Grammar Police, Honest......
Published on 2010-10-23 22:00:00
When I finished the first grade my dad told my family that we were moving to Tennessee. We lived in Oregon. I had no idea what a Tennessee was, but I knew I didn't want to go there.While on the trip I was informed that the plural they use for "everyone" or "everybody" is "Ya'll". I immediately hated it. Not kidding. I remember specifically feeling disgusted by it. When I heard their their accents, I vowed to myself that I would never get one. And I never did. Still proud of that. Whenever the te
