To this date I still  haven't learned how to reach around and kick my own butt.  There have been plenty of times when I have wanted to, and probably a few more that I really should have, but I still haven't mastered the technique.  Self butt kicking should be an option available to all people.  The ideal situation would be an added extension that pops out of our foot on those occasions when we realize we have done something really, really, stupid.  (I dislike the word stupid - but let's face it, we all have a case of it once or twice in our life.)  Back to the all important extension.  This extension would allow us to reach right up and kick our own behinds.  That way no one else would have to do it for us.  We wouldn't have to wait for a good friend or family member to administer the much needed butt kicking.  It would take alot of responsibility off others in our life and put it right where it belongs - on ourselves.  It may even produce a cause and effect situation.  Meaning?  Because our butts will be kicked immediately, we may start to watch what we say and do so that we don't have to kick our own butts as much.  A proper butt kicking should be embarrassing and have some physical discomfort involved.   Therefore, less stupid things would be said and done and the world would be a much better place