well dear reader, today i’ve been banging away on my lovely imac, learning how to use my newly installed lion system and discovering that i don’t know what i’m doing. this tremendously alarming detail might not come as much of a surprise to those i work with in my secret day job, but alas, it comes as a shock to me today.

the reason for this realisation, is that i have some homework to do and i don’t have the slightest idea as to what it is i’m supposed to do. i looked at the word documents at work, readied myself, thought i knew, but today of course i’m scratching my bits trying to figure it out.

so what have i done, well what i normally do, make shit up, skirt around the problem and come up with an answer that may be correct, or most likely reveal that i have no idea.

what do you call a deer with no eyes – no eye deer

what do you call the same deer, but with legs – still no eye deer

what do you call the same deer, with no legs, no eyes, whilst missing out on mating with his life partner – still no fucking eye deer

oops, i got distracted there, that happens when i do homework, i get distracted, in fact me doing this post is a distraction from the task at hand. i have three (3) pages of nonsense that’ll either get a giggle at work, claims of sheer genuius or complete ridicule .. well i’ll just have to wait and see.

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs nailed to a wall ? – art

what do you you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean ? – bob

what do you call a woman with no arms and one leg ? – eileen

what do you call a woman with no arms and no legs propped up against a wall ? – noleen

what do you call a japanese woman with no arms and no legs, up against a wall ? – irene

sorry to you dear reader if you are: a woman or man with no arms or legs, a deer or even my boss, cya monday