Mike Sorrentino aka "The D*ckuation" checked himself into an inpatient treatment program 2 weeks ago for substance abuse, but shock horror he's claiming its down to "exhaustion"!!
The Dick has been partying non-stop since the 1st season in 2010, with shooting and personal appearances, his spokesman has claimed the poor little panda is suffering from the celebrity "exhaustion" epidemic--
"He has spent the past several weeks at an undisclosed location for much needed rest and recuperation after his extensive production and appearance schedule."
For those who have been living under a rock for the past 11 year, exhaustion effects celebs in a whole other bat sh*t crazy manner to us..
It causes them to run though San Diego like a tanned & toned King Kong, poke cars with umbrellas, go all demond on flight attendants, burst in song and just generally talk sh*t!!
The 6th season of "Jersey Shore" is coming up this summer so he's getting some much needed colonic irrigations!