Don't Stand, Please Swing

Don't Stand, Please Swing

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Don't Stand, Please Swing

Posted on Mar 6 2012 at 11:05:53 PM in Humor

Grandpa went on a business trip to Johannesburg about fifty years ago. Those days, the apartheid regime ruled the country. The colored people didn't have any rights, the white men treated the colored people as they wanted. Grandpa came of the terminal and stood in the line to pick up a cab. The cab dispatcher asked him "Sir, are you new here?", Grandpa replied "yep", the man told him "Sir, colored people should stand in line, white men don't". Upon Arrival to the Hotel Grandpa waited again in the line for the reception, the reception clerk asked him "Sir, are you new here?", "yes" Grandpa answered . The clerk handed him the rooms key and told him "Sir, colored people should stand in line, white men don't". Grandpa entered into the restaurant near the Hotel for dinner, again his habits made him standing at the line.  The waiter took him to his table "Sir, are you new here?, colored people should stand in line, white men don't"    Now Grandpa looked for some entertainment, so he went to the theater and again wait in the line for his ticket, the man behind him said "Sir, are you new here?", "yes" answered Grandpa. The man advised him "Sir, colored people should stand in line, white men don't, go to the cashier". Grandpa entered into the theater hall, but the the theater steward halt him "Sir, are you new here?", Grandpa nodded  "yep". The steward told him to go upstairs to take his place in the gallery "Sir colored people are sitting at the hall, white people should sit in the gallery"
     After about half an hour Grandpa needed a break for peeing. He asked the man next to him to let him out. The man whispered "Sir, are you new here?", Grandpa nodded  "yep". Then the man explained him "Only colored people goes peeing at the theater!, the whites are peeing from the gallery, hahaha, you got it". So Grandpa started peeing while he heard someone shouting from the hall "Are you new here?, swing and shake your pee"

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Created: Mar 6 2012 at 11:05:53 PM
Updated: Mar 6 2012 at 11:05:53 PM
Category: Humor
Language: English

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