Blondes have more fun! Did you hear the one about the 2 blondes who got locked out of their car?
One blonde tried to break into the car, while the other watched. Finally the first blonde turned to the second with a resigned look on her face “I can’t get in!!” the second blonde said “keep trying, it looks like it’s going to rain and the roofs down!”
They’re the one thing on the planet that we’re still allowed to be cruel too, blondes, possibly because they insist on speaking!? I had a blonde once, she was completely nuts, by the end of the relationship I’d lost 3 cars, a bunch of cash, my clothes, my dog – literally, as well as all my furniture. I did however learn a lesson, well that’s an exaggeration: I got left with a serious life question. Why does someone change hair color from a perfectly good color, to blonde? And the answer will possibly never appear, infact it’s more likely that physicists will re-write the general theory of relativity before humanity works out why an outwardly normal human wants to tart it up…
A new study adds weight to the belief that men prefer the ‘girl next door’ to platinum blonde pin-ups — unless they’re out on the town. Research just released appears to disprove what women have long believed — that men prefer blondes. A study by the University of Westminster in the UK and the Scandinavian Journal of Psychology suggests that men view brunettes as being more attractive and intelligent than blonds. Unless, of course, they’re out on the town. read more